Attention All Dogs!
The following are important instructions for every dog to know
Instructions for properly hugging a baby!
1. First spy a baby.
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2. Second, be sure the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
** Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
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4. The "Paw Slide"
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented, "Hug, Smile and Lean"
so as to achieve the best photo quality.
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(Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment fot the rest of your life!)
If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer!
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I guess you didn't send it fast enough!
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